Why Has My Comment Been Shitcanned?

Tucson, AZ

Update (27 February 2007): Your comment will be shitcanned if (1) it is spam, (2) it seems to be illegal, (3) it contains someone's personal information without their permission, (4) you are a member of my family other than my favorite sister or my dog, or (5) if I am an idiot and accidentally hit the wrong link. If you believe your comment has been shitcanned by mistake, please feel free to resubmit it.

If you are the author of one of the two comments I have shitcanned in the last couple of days, you may be asking yourself, "Why has my comment been shitcanned?" Probably you aren't because you either figured it wouldn't last long because it looked suspiciously like spam, or you realized when you were calling people who do not wish to be drafted "cowards" that this was an inappropriate personal attack. But just in case you haven't figured those out yet, this blog is private property and I'll shitcan anything I damned well please for any reason or no reason at all. But certain things are more likely than others to be shitcanned and the aforementioned types of comments fall into the category of more likely to be shitcanned.