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An individualist, archaphobic, libertarian (reformed former partyarch), possibly-armed, ifeminist, engineer, dog lover, INTJ, space nut, defender of misrepresented native species, atheist Flying Spaghetti Monsterist wire-haired man-goblin enjoying every sandwich while promoting liberty and neighborliness. (And did I mention my sex toy business?)

03 September 2005

My New Collection- Beautiful, Bald Men

Tucson, AZ

When I was a kid I had the world's most pathetic collection. The standard in our house was not high- I had sisters who collected things like thimbles and salt and pepper shakers. But I managed to sink well below that with my business card collection. Yes, business cards. I put them in plastic sleeves like you would use for trading cards, I think. (Thinking back, this may have had something to do with the facts that business cards were free and I was cheap.) Well now I've decided to start a much cooler collection- bald men. In no particular order:

Jordan Zevon- and here are more pictures

My friend Steve

Tom Knapp- it would help me out here if someone had a larger picture (I think), but the thumbnail looks promising

I will add more as I happen upon them. Yes, this is what I'm doing on a Saturday night. Also snuggling my dog.

UPDATE 1 Nov 2005:
Julian Sanchez is transformed from cute to hot with a simple shave of the head and the addition of an interesting pair of glasses. Actually, the glasses may not really matter.

UPDATE 19 Nov 2005:
Drama King Erik Truelove just played an hour with Wendy Adams and the Other Drama Kings at Javalina's. And there's still another hour to go! Yummy!

UPDATE 24 Nov 2005:
November is shaping up to be an excellent month for beautiful, bald men. Chris Heward claims to have a mustache in this photo which normally (in the absence of some sort of chin hair) is a disqualifier for me, but I can't see it. I post this here for educational purposes as well as the purely aesthetic. If you are going to be in attendance at one of Chris' talks, I highly recommend that you prepare yourself ahead of time for his lovely appearance else you may find yourself driven to distraction and miss what he's saying. You may need more photos for this exercise.

UPDATE 10 January 2006:
Oh, my word. What have we here? My favorite- bald AND wears a kilt!

UPDATE 21 September 2006:
And here's my other favorite- Marx Loeb- bald AND a drummer! You must scroll to the bottom for they've saved the best photo for last!

UPDATE 22 September 2006:
Looks like this year's competition is going to give my founding members a run for their money- meet Peter St. Andre who is beautiful both when focused and when blurry.

UPDATE 29 November 2006:
Not a drummer, but beautifully bald nonetheless is Doug Rice, keyboards and vocals for Blues Cubed. Other lovely pictures of this guy are located on Blues Cubed's pictures page.

UPDATE 14 September 2007:
This guy makes it easy to enjoy every sandwich. Keith McNesby makes a nice eye-candy dessert to be enjoyed in conjunction with one of his Damned Fine Subs.

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4 Comments:

Blogger freeman said...

Nice! Always good to come across a woman who likes bald men.

I'm voluntarily bald (I shave my head) since I realized that a)my hairline was beginning to recede and I would become bald sooner or later and b)I simply look better without any hair on my head than with hair (my hair is now on my face instead).

Sorry, but I don't have any pics of myself on my computer at this time.

September 04, 2005 2:17 PM  
Blogger Kirsten said...

I think part of the attraction of bald men is that there's an element of social risk involved since you don't actually know how well it's going to turn out until you do it and by then you can't change your mind easily.

September 04, 2005 4:06 PM  
Blogger Karl Elvis said...

Why thank you. You made my day.

January 11, 2006 3:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Search Google for the Today Show video segment "Bald Men: Is it Hot or Not?" to see other examples of beautiful, bald men. In the piece, lovely psychologist Robi Ludwig says that bald men are attractive because they ooze confidence. (As in "Are you looking at me?")
Or try this direct link:
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-us&vid=a2cc4021-54c7-4453-86d2-a9112b10be28

November 20, 2007 8:01 PM  

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