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Enjoy Every Sandwich

An individualist, archaphobic, libertarian (reformed former partyarch), possibly-armed, ifeminist, engineer, dog lover, INTJ, space nut, defender of misrepresented native species, atheist Flying Spaghetti Monsterist wire-haired man-goblin enjoying every sandwich while promoting liberty and neighborliness. (And did I mention my sex toy business?)

08 January 2006

Five Weird Things

Tucson, AZ

This one comes from Ian over at Ianism! The Sequel: This is the one that asks you to list 5 “weird” things about yourself, and then tag 5 other bloggers. I don't know- this might be more fun if other people named five weird things about me. But here:

1. I have an unhealthy fondness for The Monkees.

2. I am involved in cutting edge sandwich research. One of my favorite projects was research and development of The Empty Fridge Special.

3. I am Speak and Spell.

4. I don't like to hug or be hugged by people until I'm sufficiently familiar with them. My motto for all of you who might be thinking of hugging me: when in doubt, stay 3 feet out. (Or you can just ask, but do not get bent out of shape if I decline.)

5. Okay, one new one. I try to dish out new Weird Kirsten revelations in small doses. Instead of teaching my dog Pepper to play dead, I taught her to dive and roll in mid-run when I stick my hands up like guns and say "Bang! Bang!"

I am only going to tag Bloodthirsty Vegetarians Rich and John. We libertarian types aren't particularly persnickety about following rules.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Battlepanda said...

You see, people like you is why the world need the circular hug

January 09, 2006 1:21 AM  
Blogger Kirsten said...

But why do we need something more personal than a handshake? Can't we just greet people we don't know impersonally for a while?

And what about stinky people? Say, for example, when someone has been marinating in perfume or reeks of cigarette smoke? I'm thinking a simple touching of fingertips should suffice, if any physical contact is required at all.

Still, it does have the appeal of avoiding the A-frame when the A-frame simply isn't called for.

January 09, 2006 5:05 AM  
Anonymous Ian Scott said...

Thanks for playing along :)

I thought your #5 was hillarious!

January 10, 2006 2:47 PM  

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