Penis Crochet Pattern
Posting from: Tucson, AZ
Listening to: Catacoustic Groove, The Scotsman
So my drum teacher mentioned some time ago to another one of his students that I had an online sex toy store. I ran into her at one of his concerts, and we chatted about it for a while. Then I ran into her again at another of his concerts. This time I was crocheting a scarf while I listened to the show. She mentioned that you wouldn't imagine a person who crochets to sell sex toys. Then we started joking about what I could potentially crochet. So now I would like to, as a joke, crochet her a penis. Anyone know where I can get a penis pattern? Not a willie warmer pattern- it should be for the penis itself, not a penis cozy. And not a knitting pattern. I cannot knit.
Meanwhile, for your perverse entertainment, I give you this from Citizen Skein (NSFW)...
Listening to: Catacoustic Groove, The Scotsman
So my drum teacher mentioned some time ago to another one of his students that I had an online sex toy store. I ran into her at one of his concerts, and we chatted about it for a while. Then I ran into her again at another of his concerts. This time I was crocheting a scarf while I listened to the show. She mentioned that you wouldn't imagine a person who crochets to sell sex toys. Then we started joking about what I could potentially crochet. So now I would like to, as a joke, crochet her a penis. Anyone know where I can get a penis pattern? Not a willie warmer pattern- it should be for the penis itself, not a penis cozy. And not a knitting pattern. I cannot knit.
Meanwhile, for your perverse entertainment, I give you this from Citizen Skein (NSFW)...
posted by Kirsten | 11/11/2006 10:03:00 PM
1 Comments:
I found you a crochet pattern of a penis, if you're still looking for one.
Happy Crocheting!
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